When in Beverly Hills, stop by this fancy-schmancy place. They'll treat you right kindly, no matter where you're from!

We ain't got no Mercedes, just this Toyota Tercel
and we pulled it to the curb at this Beverly Hills Hotel
now some might find it funny, but we think it's cool as hell
that we're livin' like hillbillies who found fortune in a well

our concierge, he felt the urge to open up our door
and that freaked us out, cause no-one done that sort of thing before
he grabbed our bags and then he led us to our suite on the third floor
and we blinked in much amazement as he gave us the grand tour

"Here's your five-line phone, here's your 40-inch t.v.
your pool is on the rooftop, here's my card if you need me
there's a steam bath and a weight room, maybe you'd like a deep massage"
hell, I could learn to live right here at L'ermitage

this place is so palacious and we stick out like sore thumbs
our bathroom is quite spacious and the fridge is filled with rums
man, there's chocolates on our pillows, now please pass me the Tums
gonna need that kind of comfort when too soon the morning comes

"here's your DVD remote, here's your climate control
your printer and your fax machine are all in one, you know"
there's Hummer cars next to ours in the underground garage
even Wu-Tang Clan is staying here at L'ermitage

but like a puppy we can't keep, the experience is short
a member of our party's here to write up a report
she works for the hotel chain, so everything is free
and just as we got settled in, it's time for us to leave

we ain't got no Mercedes, just this Toyota Tercel
and we pulled it to the curb at this Beverly Hills Hotel
now some might find it funny, but we think it's cool as hell
yeah I could learn to live at L'ermitage Hotel

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